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Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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BILL

The middle age man who has to start fights because he does not want to look wear to other males. Usullly a upper class entitled man who's never been told no, wears golf clothes, and never respects rules or boundaries because of rights.
"Man, that man just barged in and did not even let that guy move out of the way before he invaded his space."

"Yeah, that's a Bill if I ever seen one; thinking he owns the place because he drives a BMW!"
by Shrek8donkey August 3, 2020
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slippery bill

When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery bill last night, and she kicked me out.
by Nastymofo641 December 22, 2024
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Bill Gates

A great man who is hated by the lowest degenerates of society. He is praised for founding Microsoft, engaging in charitable work and creating vaccination campaigns.
BILL GATES WILL MICROCHIP AND KILL US ALL
Do you fucking even know who Bill Gates is?
by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024
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Big bill

A guy that likes to chase kids into his white van then bring his sex toys with him and yell .
Oh shit, it’s big bill, run!!
by Horny bradydoggie April 26, 2020
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Bill Murray

A little dance done performed by Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) in the 1981 movie: Ghostbusters
“He only knew the Bill Murray and the Cha Cha Slide… he didn’t get her number”
by Sushistackexchange January 29, 2025
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terrianna bill

The relationship between TerriAnn Hill and Brianna Buendia who are most likely in a band called Inspiration. They are in this 'bromance' relationship. Some Inspirationers thinks it's real, some of them don't. Some say you have to look into their eyes and find true love! Some just don't care and think it's fake.
by Annajay January 18, 2014
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