Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021

anal nugget

(ay-nul nuh-get)
A piece of excrement left upon a mans penis gained through anal sex

Man 1: "woah man, was smashing lydia's back door in last night, it was really good until i got home!"
Man 2: "why bro, did she suck your toe or something?"
Man 1: "nah, she left an anal nugget on the top of my dick"

by Lyzard September 6, 2016

anal-sex

When a guy drops the soap in prison.

I had anal-sex with joey last night, the buff guy two cells away.

by Marshmallow69 April 7, 2022

Anal-Laddin

This is what you are when you can’t take a girl to Disney but still provide Butt-Ventures on the magic carpet you inherited from your grandparents living room

You may be Hercules to your girl - But you can never stand up to Anal-Laddin and the bottom pleasures involved. I win.

by goejonzalez January 4, 2019

Anal drunk

Getting your mrs so drunk she’s okay with anal, but not too drunk that she passes out. Essentially there’s a perfect window of drunkness you’re aiming for a top night in bed.

Ahh I reckon a couple more bevs and she’ll be anal drunk, let’s get the tequilas in!

by DucksAsshole27 August 28, 2022

Anal Engulfsion

To engulf someone with your asshole.

"anal engulfsion" "I am going to engulf you with my asshole!"

by Lil Asshair May 1, 2020

anal climber

Definition of a (wo)man who thinks sucksass is the same as success.

He should be fired for incompetence but he's the companies top anal climber.

by garoonie September 10, 2018