anal climber

Definition of a (wo)man who thinks sucksass is the same as success.

He should be fired for incompetence but he's the companies top anal climber.

by garoonie September 10, 2018

Fort Anal

When you misspell Fort Amol from Skyrim.

Monica: Hey, I'm going to Fort Anal in Skyrim!
Lizzie: It's.... Fort Amol...........

by SylveticHearts January 19, 2021

anal nugget

(ay-nul nuh-get)
A piece of excrement left upon a mans penis gained through anal sex

Man 1: "woah man, was smashing lydia's back door in last night, it was really good until i got home!"
Man 2: "why bro, did she suck your toe or something?"
Man 1: "nah, she left an anal nugget on the top of my dick"

by Lyzard September 6, 2016

Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021

Anal Delano

Its the poop version of the card game where you pass a card around a circle of people using your lips. But this time you pass someone's poop around using your asshole.

Bro you want to come to my place tonight? I want to try to start an Anal Delano

by CuttleFisH06 September 25, 2020

Anal fit

When a girl is so fit boys would do anal with them

'God she is anal fit man!'

by Paddyvibes August 15, 2015

anal towing

Anal towing occurs when two sexual partners link themselves at the anus, typically through anal beads. Both participants then tighten their rectums around the beads creating a firm grasp, while the dominant pulls the submissive as s/he crawls across the floor.

My girlfriend and I attempted anal towing last night - but we only made it a few feet before I lost the rig.

by BrockSampson June 13, 2013