mother bear

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This is the TRUE definition of mother bear. Mother bear is used as an exclamation to show the highest or lowest (depending on the context) possible level for something to achieve. In other words, it represents the epitome of any adjective. All you have to do is use it in a simile or a metaphor (metaphors are much more common). For example, if something is ANGRIER THAN A MOTHER BEAR, it is not possible to be any angrier than that, period. If it is incredibly cold outside, like absolute zero, then it is COLDER THAN A MOTHER BEAR. Get it?

Dale: That joke that Jeff Foxworthy told last night was hilarious!

John: It wasn't hilarious....it was funnier than a mother bear!

by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 30, 2011

Bear Glove

It's a scent by old spice, smells like I just washed my hands with a bears sweaty nut sack, stroking bear jizz covered shaft with your great great aunties hand.

I washed my hands with bear glove, now I'm a care bear.

by Linguistically Inclined January 20, 2017

Pinga-Bear

a slang term for a woodlouse (chucky pig) used in south west england, cheshire west and parts of australia. First used by Birchface.

have you seen the size of that Pinga-Bear!?

by lorraine patterson periwinkle January 16, 2011

mocha bear

Term for a man who is half white, half black in ethnicity and also has the temper of a recently awakened from hibernation bear.

The inner mocha bear in Devon came out when the grocery store was out of Colt .45

by BalthazarUllr May 21, 2010

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017

build a bear

To put the stuffin' to a girl

What'd you two do last night? Man, I build a bear'd her so good.

I'd like to build a bear that girl.

by Preacher_Man Dave October 13, 2009

bear trap

a trap that is very strong and hard to break out of. Most commonly referred to as a girl. She pulls you in and will not let go no matter how hard you try.

Man I can't get rid of this girl shes got me in her bear trap.

GUY: Hi Bear Trap i think it is over between us!
Bear Trap: No it will never be over, I'll never leave you alone

by you know whats up January 15, 2008