cry about it cracker

A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.

"Bro, what's your problem, I didn't do shit"
"cry about it cracker"

by SilverBronze July 23, 2023

Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning

Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Cheese and Crackers

When a bunch of white dudes (Crackers) sit in a circle while masturbating, and proceed to ejaculate on themselves.

My friend invited me over for Cheese and Crackers yesterday

by BeefcakeFacrory45 April 7, 2024

Dirty cracker

When a man randomly grabs someone off the sidewalk, drags them into an alley and gives them a muddy Sanchez after tea bagging them then he proceeds to viciously rape them before setting them free

I just gave someone a dirty cracker there face turned white!!!!

by Penule April 10, 2024

cracker fantasy

A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)

Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏

by rrrraaaahhhh April 30, 2024