Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!

by Scoot104 April 24, 2019

butter their ass

To excessively stoke someone's ego to nausea.

I thanked them once already, what do you want me to do, butter their ass.

by Ol_B October 10, 2013

Slap ass day

National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.

Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!

by XxpandabearxX December 9, 2019

Out-Assed

When one is comparing asses and the other has a bigger ass

"She out-assed you, hers is bigger"

by Patata Picante December 11, 2016

Bite ass day

On October 7th any guy can go over to any girl and bite her ass hard and they can’t say anything about it !

Hey babe! Its Bite Ass Day, I like your butt cheeks, they look juicy

*bites down hard on her ass*

by User123;4 October 3, 2020

A Merrick ass

An ass that has just been penatrated with a forign object usually a finger which is then put in the owner of the asses mouth.

When we get home from Spain im taking your butt to a Merrick ass.

by Dman0101 October 14, 2021

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020