by Q--Dark Darrenator:XMATTHEWLIN April 19, 2022
 Get the Eminem Sucks Assmug.
Get the Eminem Sucks Assmug. A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
 Get the Ass hoistmug.
Get the Ass hoistmug. by aidenthetank December 9, 2020
 Get the im on my assmug.
Get the im on my assmug. Stephan: u know what even though you spent 10 dollars on this game specifically to play it with me and even though i was the one who crashed my game im gonna leave therefore you will have just wasted 10 dollars for 30 minutes of enjoyment.
Gary: Fuck you ass nini adopted ass piece of shit.
Gary: Fuck you ass nini adopted ass piece of shit.
by Azwall March 31, 2022
 Get the ass ninimug.
Get the ass ninimug. A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024
 Get the Walmart Ass Niggamug.
Get the Walmart Ass Niggamug. Mike: Ayo I like your ball.
Lebron James: Thx i bought this NBA ball from Wish.
Mike: No Not your basket ball your ASS
Lebron James: Thx i bought this NBA ball from Wish.
Mike: No Not your basket ball your ASS
by kiwi_ December 1, 2022
 Get the Assmug.
Get the Assmug. by potato hed August 24, 2016
 Get the scab assmug.
Get the scab assmug.