Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

My balls

My balls are big and tasty

Wow, my balls are really good

by Biffy is gay December 19, 2021

my definitions

they get a million dislikes, and takes two whole years to get reviewed and published.

everyone dislikes my definitions because they take years to be published. this time is longer than pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

by Tom TNT June 30, 2024

Stop analyzing my texts so much

Someone who is secretly afraid of you or gay for you

Person 1: Stop analyzing my texts so much
Person 2: No lmao
Person 1: I want you to do me

by necgromancer March 1, 2025

stop caressing my body

fuck off my body, get off my dick

stop caressing my body over a dude i don’t mess with anymore.

by Aurrieona:) October 17, 2023

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

my pico

It's just Boku no Pico: an anime about a young boy named Pico trying to find out who he is with love in his way.

"I watched My Pico the other day"
"Tf is that?"
"It's just Boku no Pico"
"Ew wtf"

by Hentai Watcher October 22, 2020