International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.

You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.

by ayushdrane July 14, 2022

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023

national larp day

lying about money/lifestyle (10/1)

hey lets go to /psn! its national larp day!

by planecrashingz_ September 24, 2022

national shorts day

national shorts day is on November 17

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day

by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

national bite your boyfriend day

everybody with a boyfriend has to bite them every time they see them on October 13th

holy moly its national bite your boyfriend day im gonna go bite his ass

by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025

national punch your sister day

National punch your sister day is every February 20th, where you can punch your sister all day long

Today is national punch your sister day

by Alyankees12 February 20, 2023

Grab dick day

April 15 three days after grab ass day

Go grab his dick it’s grab dick day

by On my block April 12, 2019