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ass spot

What you ask from a homie when he tells you he's going somewhere. Most likely derived from the Latin 'Assi Totus Listus Tier', which was a colloquial request for contextual information upon one's departure. There is an (obvious) amount of ambiguity of particular interest to linguistic historians which some in the subfield subtly regard as the (not so obvious) greatest schism in academia prior to the codification of the Middle English Vowel Shift.

As a linguistically significant phrase the original did tend to attract more varied glances from those who heard than does the modern reinterpretation, for reasons both societal and religious. However, research shows that this type of slang was rooted in more among the common workermen of the potato farms spotting the countryside.
Jaskus Maximus translated: I must return home and ensure my heir falls asleep.
Manus Hypus translated: Can I get an ass spot tier list?
by Emilio Bromfeld July 23, 2021
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ass

John came and slapped Kim's ass.
by baby_wontyoucomemyway July 19, 2015
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Ass hurt

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.
Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.
by Goto1134 March 2, 2021
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fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)

when someone you deeply admire looks fabulous
damnnn you're serving fuck ass bob (F.A.B.)
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Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
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ass cup

The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
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