dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Dick Ass

Having to exit a location quickly.

Bro a cop was coming so we had to dick ass

by Penelope schad March 31, 2021

Big dick Derrick

A hairy male with a long dick.

Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!

by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019

quackzei dick syndrome

when the dick of person is insanely large

holly shit homie you got quackzei dick syndrome

by duck man the man duck June 2, 2021

Dick

A dick is always big and you stick it in a hole and you you smake people with it

Dick is big slap me harder greg

by ";×¥=©×=mdjjzmdcjzkmrg November 11, 2020

Dick Pussy

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

Dicking

When someone is trying to make you look good or bad in front of a female

“Go talk to her” “no stop dicking me”

by Malcolm the coolest October 24, 2022