your dick

is small

wow bro, your dick is so small. I need a microscope to see that bitch

by breacher69 May 15, 2022

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

Go lick a dick

Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me

I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me

by hackerman09 December 19, 2024

Godzilla Dick

The use of forced perspective to make your penis look big. Usually using tight shots of penetration. Using the techniques often employed by Japanese monster movie, Godzilla. Having an actor in a lizard suit and scale models of buildings. Much like a lot of women adult actors are short creating the sense that the man is impressive.

May: The General Manager has Godzilla Dick.

Robin N: He has a huge dick?
May: No, he has a relatively small dick, but I’m so petite that it looks more impressive.

by Mikey_Ruben March 21, 2025

Pop a nut/dick

Boys wip out the dick and the girl has to suck it

So when u say pop a nut/dick the girls have to go up to a boy and say pop a dick and then they have to wip out they dick and the girl has to suck it

by Jaylon s. November 28, 2019

Dick

The part of a man that determines everything about him, examples included but not limited to
° Confidence
°Personality
° Intelligence
° Sexuality
° Masturbating hand motion

Dudes with a 1 inch Dick often use the pointer and thumb teknik

by The one R Kelly couldn't get December 3, 2019