Ass Roulette

When a hooker is put in the middle of a group of lads whilst they hold each other by the feet, the hooker is then spun around with her knees on a cloth and the ass she lands on, she then has to eat it.

The boys whilst in Thailand got a Thai Woman to play ass roulette with both of them in one of the massage parlours at 3am in the morning

by seanmacca94 July 25, 2019

National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021

Ass wipe

penn in aSS THen WipE

Mooma eat myt aasss hole with the ass wipe

by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020

GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HERE

It signifies that someone should honestly fuck off and suck a dick.

Or tell them they pull no bitches. Up to debate.

Timmy: "GET YO RIGGIDY DIGGITY NO-RIZZ HAVIN ASS OUTTA HERE"
Jimmy: "what"

by anonymous August 26, 2023

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury

John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.

by Redlinr July 29, 2022

Piss ass (verb)

The act of going to the bathroom sitting down , and after taking a piss you take a dump and the dump makes a splash so big that piss splashes back onto (and in some cases inside) your ass

Definition: piss ass (verb)

getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.

Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever

by THe master bedroom March 21, 2023

Ass clown

A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.

Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall

by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021