Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010
Get the Ass Chaffmug. A nigga that is not a very cool person a nigga that does not meet the certain requirements for a normal nigga bitch ass niggas usually insult people for no reason act like they are from the hood when really they are from the suburbs and are genuinely just a not very good person so do not be a bitch ass nigga
by The nigga1573 December 28, 2020
Get the Bitch ass niggamug. I failed this class, because the professor is throwing ass.
I love this meal, this food is throwing ass.
I love this meal, this food is throwing ass.
by hahasun December 23, 2022
Get the Throwing Assmug. A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.
“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”
by Whatislove383 October 9, 2025
Get the Creepy Ass Crawlermug. 
Justin: "Scott's flaked on us to talk to his girlfriend, what a bitch made ass nigga".
Charlie: "Not again man, that bitch".
Charlie: "Not again man, that bitch".
by StruckEagle803 June 18, 2022
Get the Bitch Made Ass Niggamug. by Jjvv September 13, 2017
Get the Ass treatmug.