Dirty Alfonso

When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.

Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".

by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021

Dirty Mia

A Dirty Mia is when the female participant during romantic and intense sexual intercourse, will squeeze a line of BBQ sauce down the male participants shaft and continue to bite and rip his testicles. This action can only be completed by serious candidates, and it must end in what some would call, a royal bumming.

Girl: "You're getting a Dirty Mia tonight! You've really pissed me off!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"

by Shlikaboomboom May 22, 2023

Dirty Mirna

A Dirty Mirna is when you watch anime while fucking the tv.

- I pulled a Dirty Mirna on the tv last night!
- So sick duude.
- Ikr.

by Totally_not_bro December 10, 2021

dirty debra

When someone who likes their anal cavity slowly torn out.

James likes to perform the dirty debra on people.

by G0d Slay3r May 17, 2022

Dirty Tit Fuck

When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant

Nolan: What did you guys do last night?

Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!

*Highfive

by Zombieeatsasian June 02, 2011

dirty hot tub

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and the sperm gets into her belly button. This belly button is now a dirty hot tub.

"Bro, you know the girl I've been talking to? yeah, when I pulled out, I came on her stomach and gave her a dirty hot tub".

by richardnixonofficial September 03, 2023

Dirty Makar

Blonde Russian guy with a pussy.

Makar is a whore! Might have to give his little pussy a little dirty makar.

by MakarSucksDick March 28, 2023