Ass Rape Sunday

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States

“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”

by Perman April 29, 2025

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Ass over tit

To fall in a very dramatic way

“At Brazil, i was climbing up this steep big ass hill. and then, I tip over some pebbles and went ass over tit, I hit my face soo bad”

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

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ASS MAGAT

Anyone who spends their day licking, eating, munching, or cleaning the anus of the big orange cheeto Donald J. Trump, rather than to tell him the truth, or to correct him when he's made a mistake. These types can be identified by the orange cheeto dust around their lips, which is a remnant of their recent sphincter work.

Glenn Beck wiped the orange dust from around his lips onto his right sleeve and, like most ASS MAGATS, then went on to talk about the border wall and how prices are down, even though the only thing down is the stock market.

by Stu Cherbourg May 1, 2025

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Ass

The words I wish I could say.
The words I wish I’d hear.
The more time that goes by…
Confirms it was my imagination in high gear.

The looks I try to see…
But never you are looking at me…
Once again reality

Screaming I am not his she…

Here and there I make them move…
Oh how I wished it was you too….
But that appears to be yet another untrue.
And just coincidences I created on a heart gone cuckoo…

No matter an imagination or a cuckoo heart…
My love for you will never part…
I have loved you from the start…

An ass I have definitely made of me…
That is true love…
You believe in the dream…
Always ….

by Time2024 May 1, 2025

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