Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.

Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

My ghost mom

The most sigma mom ever, also we got choked out by sugar fog together <3

Joshy j is still short btw

My ghost mom and I officially hate fake fog machines

by live laugh love msi October 27, 2025

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

yk my body

you know what i would do and you know that i can do that and that im like that.

“Yo you got that” whatttt yk my bodyyuyu

by Mr ykmybody October 29, 2025

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

by 9962 October 29, 2025

fuck my chungus life

A phrase used to express utter resentment for one's life (chungus life)

Someone who would like to fuck their chungus life would often struggle with many inconveniences in their life (including getting chained up all the time or something)
This phrase was originally coined by author Sadeem Alassiri in her book "Prefer Not to Say", but was later popularized on tiktok by influencer Najd Alhusayni

fuck my chungus life bro (after getting chained up all the time or something --> masculine connotations)

by yahyaa888 October 29, 2025