An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.
by GoryCost70 September 9, 2021
Get the Slap ass Unomug. the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend
by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021
Get the Fake Ass Friend Daymug. Diarrhoea, or otherwise known as The Runs, where you get pressurised projectile expulsion from the anus of something your body wants gone immediately...
I knew there was something wrong with the Beef Vindaloo when a few hours later I was Ass Vomiting it out...
by Only if you're doing it right! November 19, 2025
Get the Ass Vomitingmug. The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017
Get the Shit ass on the toemug. 
Get the Puss-assmug. "Stop being such a baby ass kid!"
"Lefty loosey, Righty Tighty...*holds up L on hands* by process of elimination this has to be the right hand!"
"Lefty loosey, Righty Tighty...*holds up L on hands* by process of elimination this has to be the right hand!"
by TheotherpersonnamedKokuisgay January 23, 2020
Get the baby ass kidmug. 