Tetrapod Dick Muncher

Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.

"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."

"For real"

by Onyxia83 October 1, 2023

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slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

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When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022

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urban dick

To search for a word on the Urban Diction website.

Hey Ted, when you get a chance can you urban dick the word faggot

by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015

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dick dope

Methamphetamine (AKA: Crystal, Speed, Meth, Ice, Crank-ALL synonyms of Methamphetamine Hydrochloride) that produces extreme elevation in sexual sensitivity. This effect is not exclusive to guys, so called "dick dope" affects women the same way. Sexual arousal is extremely heightened, the act of masturbation and intercourse pre-orgasm feels like a low grade orgasm during the entire duration of sexual stimulation. The orgasm itself can literally feel 10-100 times more pleasurable and intense than an orgasm without "dick dope" methamphetamine.

"I've never thought my body was capable of this kind of pleasure before I tried 'dick dope' meth".

by SFnativeTL October 3, 2020

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Dick

1) a man's penis. (slang vulgar)

2) or a stupid asshole (person)

I put the dick in her ass.

Listen to Flying kitty's "Dick in the box" it's fire.

"Pull out the whole damn dick, I'ma get laid
I got another dick, I'ma get AIDS"

by Dildo.Swaggins_ October 19, 2020

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