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vacation dick

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man
Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"
by Cecilll June 16, 2016
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Double dicking

When you have 2 dicks in your pussy at the same time
Yooo! Madison was double dicking last night I saw it out my window
by Asshole dicking March 21, 2019
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dick balls

by smelly shit hole December 2, 2022
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The Dick Road

by Bob And Logan May 8, 2022
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Dick Fart

That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022
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Dick-Shift

We’re you put your dick into hyper speed during lovey time.
i have no example to tell nor show you about dick-shift
by hoovilleTypeShit January 22, 2022
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Kindergarten Dick

Refers to a randomly occuring "small penis" situation, where the individual's member isn't usually an inch or two, but becomes as such for a time, like when someone drinks too much and their penis shrinks to nothing, but the head and minimal shaft.
"He drank so much, that his KD shriveled to match a half roll of coins!

"Yeah, he had the worst case of KINDERGARTEN DICK I've ever seen!"
by MorrighanKrow June 30, 2019
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