slap me down and fuck me

1. The name of a drink in a Spanish Restaurant
2. Something you can ask when you are horny.

1. Un slap me down and fuck me por favor?
-Seguro.
2. Slap me down and fuck me
- Of course.

by randomegg January 9, 2025

shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

jumbal fucked

A mess of things. "I can't see the cars are jumbal fucked"

I can't see the cars are jumbal fucked

by crazy white girl 92 February 13, 2015

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

holy fuck

im cumming

holy fuck im cumin

by shitstain56 February 27, 2023