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Walmart Whale

A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time
DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021
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Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.
Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.
by Ko16311 August 26, 2021
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Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh
Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021
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Da WhaleShape

big hairy potato sucker who lives in a hole in the ground full of cyanide. he has a tictac pp with no thickness to it at all. he is a big wad of jello weighing a million pouds with no balls to stand up to stuff like normal humans
ur a da whaleshape
by tdkymtrfk September 10, 2021
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Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.
by Capybaara September 17, 2021
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Ernie Whale

Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story
Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale
by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021
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beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.
Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!
by Dogdicker November 1, 2021
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