wet johnny

when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything 'dunkable'), dunk it in the pissy/shitty water, and throw at target.

Guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!

Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.

by big daddy sex penis January 8, 2010

Wet Kentucky

Same as a wet paducah, only using three or more fingers instead of just one.

Not satisfied with just annoying her roommate, Carmelotta gave him a full wet kentucky and awaited her just retribution.

by J Jasper April 21, 2008

Wet computer

When you're watching pornz on your computer and your jacking then you accidentally jizz on your computer.

*wack wack wack*
OH SHIT!
(Just wet computered)

by Tits McGee 69 March 17, 2009

Wet pickle

It's you lily. You're a wet pickle.

Today, I went and saw the wet pickle! She's good at drawing.

by Mythious. April 3, 2020

Wet Taco

A wet, smelly, and sweaty Guatemalan worker after working in the rain on a hot day

Hey rolando get your wet taco ass out of the truck and back to work!

by Mushroom chode July 5, 2019

Wet Fart

A mate that always says they will be somewhere, then doesn't show up.

My mate Jarrad said he was coming. He's always such a wet fart.

by Wiltpig July 25, 2016

Wet Jessie

Similar to a Wet Willie but instead of licking a finger and placing it in someones ear, you place the wet finger in a vagina.

She thought I was going to give her a Wet Willie but I gave her a Wet Jessie instead.

by knuckls March 16, 2012