1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
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2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.
3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.
4. An insult for someone brainless.
2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.
3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.
4. An insult for someone brainless.
1. I just LOVE waffles. They’re the best breakfast food ever!
2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!
3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.
4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!
3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.
4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
by CoconutDingleberrySharks November 13, 2017
Get the Waffle mug.The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.
‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.
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