Rahim's Uncle

Rahim's uncle was found in Popeyes buying every single food for $5,000.
Rahim is a kid with Autism.

Rahim: HHEHEHHE
Rahim's Uncle: "Buying The Whole Shop"
Friends: Look its Rahim's Uncle
Rahim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by 🎃 The Professional Bomber 💣 June 17, 2024

Uncle

A man with a very big basement and only cums on Christmas eve

My brother: Hey Uncle Randy
Uncle Randy: Go downstairs and bend over sweet cheeks.

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Schnozz

When a person is naughty/bad, Uncle Schnozz will come out of the woods and tickle he/her genitals.

Uncle Schnozz tickled his genitals yesterday!

by George Mandy March 5, 2023

half-cousin-uncle

Parent's male half-first cousin.

My half-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

California Uncle

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023