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Waffle pizza

When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.
I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.
by Wasport September 27, 2017
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TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public
Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.
by MJomes November 24, 2022
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throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone likes to jump ahead of others
Teacher:*When was the 16th pre-
Student 1: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Student 2: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.
by anonymous January 27, 2023
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Waffle iron

Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite
Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!
by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022
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Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.
"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025
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Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man
by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024
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