pimp

person in management profession

niall horans email address was @da_pimp_is_ere

by phenomeNIALL.1D4life May 13, 2020

Pimp

Most commonly referred to the act of being a large hunk of man, and being a Jesus figure to all the hoes. Not to be confused by the online presence known as Beetle Juice.

"Aww shit man, Brittany just called you a pimp" or "You're like god to these hoes, such a pimp"

by Andi Zee April 22, 2020

Pimp Slot

The Pimp Slot is the final placement in a running order. Usually in a reality competition programme, if someone performs last, it is considered the Pimp Slot as it is more likely to be remembered by the viewing public and therefore usually attracts more votes. It is the polar opposite of the death slot, which is number two in a running order and likely to be forgotten.

Did you see Lesley Dawkins got through on Strictly last night?

Yeah, but it was inevitable. She got the pimp slot.

by Debbie Hanna May 18, 2025

Plastic Pimp

Nigga caught on the street blasting thirty of those rings you get from the 50 cent turn dudes in the arcade. He's got painted chains around him, four inch money sign glasses, clothes don't fit- honestly he hasn't a clue what he's doing but hey, at least he's trying his best(?)

I was treadin' by the corner store and spotted a Plastic Pimp walking himself in, probably hunting for more hot loot to drape on himself.

by dampkemer420 June 11, 2016

pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

Pimp Slap

A pimp slap is a regular slap but with both sides of your hand. It is done by a pimp to a girl who works for them.

Pimp-“You better have my money!”
Girl-“I don’t have it!”
Pimp-“well go get some! Wear less clothes!”
Pimp-*Pimp slaps her*

by Cosmic_Queen23 March 16, 2020

the pimps birthday

One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.

Wassup boo? I'ma throw down like it's the pimps birthday!! We all gon' be Joshin!

by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018