rule 608

when a guy farts around his friends and they are forced to smell it. has to be a full breath. if you do not smell it they will have open permission to punch you dick

dude1:its smells like shit i cant smell that

dude2:you just broke rule 608

dude1:time to get a dick punching

by ethan the man isenhauer May 01, 2009

Rule 36

If you are under the age of 16, never search up Rule 34 or Rule 35

12yearold1: bro im gonna search up some rule 34, bet your to chicken to watch
12yearold2: rule 36 bro, rule 36, that shit will scar you

by Hazelparki January 27, 2022

GGA rule

No free rides for hitchhikers: Gas, Grass or Ass.

Hey, before you get in the car, I use the GGA rule.

by Mittya January 19, 2018

Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

by addventure November 13, 2020

Rule 155

Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule

Hmm, I am spending way too much time looking up the rules of the internet. Time to make rule 156 that is stated by rule 155

by Baumz February 08, 2019

The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

by Waiting101 February 07, 2017

Rule 898

If it is a numerical value, a rule can be created of it.

Rule 898: If it is a numerical value, A rule can be assigned to it.

Person 1: "I wonder what rule 34 is."
Person 2: "NO! NO, YOU REALLY DONT!"
Person 1: "What can be the harm"
Person 1: searches on google images..
Person 1: "WTF WHY DID YOU WARN ME!!
Person 2: *sigh*

by Lerx_ August 09, 2019