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Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.
Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010
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turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt
that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!
by arguing sloth December 19, 2023
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Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!
by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019
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Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them
by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017
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Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!
Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!
by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021
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Turtle

Hassan elassad is a very hot creature
by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020
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confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances
"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"
by queerz4life November 20, 2020
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