rule 608

when a guy farts around his friends and they are forced to smell it. has to be a full breath. if you do not smell it they will have open permission to punch you dick

dude1:its smells like shit i cant smell that

dude2:you just broke rule 608

dude1:time to get a dick punching

by ethan the man isenhauer May 1, 2009

Rule 898

If it is a numerical value, a rule can be created of it.

Rule 898: If it is a numerical value, A rule can be assigned to it.

Person 1: "I wonder what rule 34 is."
Person 2: "NO! NO, YOU REALLY DONT!"
Person 1: "What can be the harm"
Person 1: searches on google images..
Person 1: "WTF WHY DID YOU WARN ME!!
Person 2: *sigh*

by Lerx_ August 9, 2019

Cardinal rule

You never fuck with the people that handle your food.

If you break the cardinal rule at any resturaunt they will do the things that they did in the movie Waiting...

by Trumplover2024 January 4, 2020

Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

by addventure November 12, 2020

Rule 34

It's the more explicit version( like hentai, furry porn, etc) of deviant art, and if you don't know deviant art is your shit out of luck. It's all good and well until it's about a show you watched when you were a kid ( or better you sick fuck ).

" Dude I got a boner looking at Paw Patrol heat, on Rule 34."
" You're a fucking piece of shit human"

by Hentai_Artist July 18, 2020

rule 365

If you find this you are immediately gay and must now refer to rule 20 and do such to the most recent person you were in communication with

Bro do you know about rule 365?
Whats rule 365 *looks it up* dam...
GOTTEM

by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020

GGA rule

No free rides for hitchhikers: Gas, Grass or Ass.

Hey, before you get in the car, I use the GGA rule.

by Mittya January 20, 2018