Michael Phelps

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008

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Michael Afton

He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit

Michael Afton Murded cassidy.

by CadetBluePaper April 20, 2022

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Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

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Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

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Michael Gibson

A very nice guy with a big mustache.

y o yo yo Michael Gibson

by BigGibson69 January 26, 2017

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kim-michael

This is one smooth operator; with a name like that everyone remembers him. The chicks are always worried about this Kim that seems to be hanging out with all the guys, but when they finally get to meet this handsome devil they start to wonder about his origins. Where could he be from? He is kind, loving, caring and has the libido of a stallion; no wonder the babes can't decide whether to call him Kim, Michael or both, because they are confused by this juxtaposition of femininity and masculinity.

His name is Kim-Michael? What was his mother thinking, I'd really like to know.

by DirndlSnatcher May 24, 2017

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