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smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.
I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!
by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017
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Smoked

The retarded state an individual gets from using methamphetamine in a long term fashion. The side effects of using crystal meth and staying up to long.
Billy is hiding in his camouflage tent from shadow people thinking the only way to scare them off is to blow his airhorn. Billy is smoked
by Eastbayryder May 25, 2022
mugGet the Smokedmug.

Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
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Smoking cj daddy

A strand of weed that is famous me and the gang love to smoke
U trying to smoke cj daddy?
Smoking cj daddy
by Smoking cj daddy November 23, 2021
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smoking a barra

smoking barras down here in the outback of australia is where the true aussie comes in. nothing like getting a wriggle into the tasty fish that you caught earlier down at bondi beach, but drinking a few beers with ya mates (preferably steve). happy barra smoking and don’t get too drunk mate!
steve: hey mateee what’s for dinna?
me: a fucking barra of course!
steve: ooh what type?
me: smoking a barra!
by your local dumb hoe December 1, 2019
mugGet the smoking a barramug.

Smokely

1. A person or family of persons that chain smoke cigarettes while drinking cheap soda from the pallets lining the hallway of their house.
Jean I was talking to the Ol' Smokely's down the street, you know who I'm talking about, that family with the 3 year old that I bummed a smoke from the other day.
by GapsUtter April 10, 2022
mugGet the Smokelymug.

*smoke* amen

An exclamation of ultimate frustration let out when there is no available relief. One must imitate the action of smoking a cigarette and then say "amen"
by best kid eva March 4, 2011
mugGet the *smoke* amenmug.

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