Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason

Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?

by ( )( )::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~ October 15, 2020

Pop Up For The Smoke

Arriving at a pre-determined destination for a physical altercation with an individual you have beef with

Person 1- I heard Tyrone talkin shit about you blood
Person 2- tell that nigga he can pop up for the smoke

by Poontang Destryoyer 69 July 2, 2018

Joe smoke

A type of basketball player that messes up a lot or tends to miss a lot of layups on the bright side joes also bring a lot of Hustle and energy

Person#1 I need everyone to make 10 layups

Person#2 omg joe just missed

Person#3 man come on joe smoke make a lay up

by Joe smoke December 23, 2019

goodbye smoke

Smoking one last cigarette in a pack before you throw it away because you know they're not good for you.

"I just smoked three cigs in an hour... I think I'll have one last goodbye smoke then toss them."

by MSanchez December 18, 2008

Smoked fish

When you take a bong hit and blow it up a woman's vagina and she queefs it out when you're eating her pussy

Some stoners don't like smoked fish, some do

by Big Ddadd October 8, 2023

The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.

If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke

by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017