Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot

by ys han October 21, 2019

Sam Lund

the best pig

hey u seen sam lund around?

hes probably in his sty

by arlofeeney123 May 1, 2023

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

By Mckenley the all knowing

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

sam greenspan

Boy who gets no girls and the girls he does get have missing teeth and vapes in the school toilets

You are a Sam greenspan

by Anonymous11225569 November 24, 2021

Sam

A guy who was kind of weird when you first met him and you almost felt sorry for, but as you grew to know him he became a much better person.

Also he has ADHD so that helped?

5 Years ago Sam: Hey my dad jumped off a bridge but i am completely fine and don't need therapy
Me: thats cool bro

Sam now: Hey so i saved a kitten from getting run over.
Me: good for you bro

by SuperE06 November 4, 2020

sam

a Sam is a really nice person. they can be so nice and caring but they arnt doing best in school and the chances of them have a depressed and sad life style is very high. a Sam would be a class clown and would be so fun to get along with they are mean but can also be extremely kind and funny. any person is lucky to have a Sam in their life and that's final. a Sam would make sure their friends have a nice time with them but when they go home they have abusive parents and they don't really ever get along with them and a Sam would probably have attempted suicide at least once

them: omg he's so nice
you: he's a Sam

by jssjdjjsjajwnxjisnw April 16, 2020

National send Sam nudes day

October 5th

This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!

Sam:"AYO BITCH UTS OCTOBER 5TH"

Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."

Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"

Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"

by Definitely not a Sam October 5, 2021