rule 608

when a guy farts around his friends and they are forced to smell it. has to be a full breath. if you do not smell it they will have open permission to punch you dick

dude1:its smells like shit i cant smell that

dude2:you just broke rule 608

dude1:time to get a dick punching

by ethan the man isenhauer May 01, 2009

Rule 36

If you are under the age of 16, never search up Rule 34 or Rule 35

12yearold1: bro im gonna search up some rule 34, bet your to chicken to watch
12yearold2: rule 36 bro, rule 36, that shit will scar you

by Hazelparki January 27, 2022

GGA rule

No free rides for hitchhikers: Gas, Grass or Ass.

Hey, before you get in the car, I use the GGA rule.

by Mittya January 19, 2018

Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

by addventure November 13, 2020

The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

by Waiting101 February 07, 2017

Rule 898

If it is a numerical value, a rule can be created of it.

Rule 898: If it is a numerical value, A rule can be assigned to it.

Person 1: "I wonder what rule 34 is."
Person 2: "NO! NO, YOU REALLY DONT!"
Person 1: "What can be the harm"
Person 1: searches on google images..
Person 1: "WTF WHY DID YOU WARN ME!!
Person 2: *sigh*

by Lerx_ August 09, 2019

Rule 170

If someone says the word "bean" to a non-binary person, they must show their penis. no excuses

person 1: "haha bean"
person 2: "Bro, I'm nonbinary..."
person 1: "so?"
person 2: "Rule 170"
person 1: "shit"

by JfizzyYT March 30, 2022