Texas ride-along

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.

"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.

by Fahkmee October 25, 2011

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Ride-A-Long Banger

Someone who associates with gang members but is afraid to act accordingly when it is time to "catch a body."

That fool Joshua is just Ride-A-Long Banger, when they started shootin he ran like a bitch!

by librawomen$ August 2, 2015

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mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

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Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

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A girl puts on hand cuffs, then she gets ice skates on her hands, next, in a doggy style position her ass is plugged with a pony tail ass plug... NOW, Chris Jericho style, she is the recipient of a reverse Boston crab! The pony tail flopping around, the skates precariously keeping her on and off balance... It brings a tear to my eye.

My girl can only take the Alaska pipeline if I give her a Jericho sleigh ride first

by 4KLFTRX December 19, 2020

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reverse mustache ride

The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.

A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.

My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.

by Dr. N. K. O'Flavormash May 25, 2014

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