Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019

chinese wall

sex position, where 4 people are stacked on top of each other

"guys yesterday night i was the top layer at the chinese wall!"

by mo schpit January 31, 2023

wall

it's an obstacle to hit our faces on

I crashed into the wall

by TheDrag0n February 6, 2023

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

wall friends

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.

you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.

by wall friend wanna be May 22, 2019

Wall chair

A chair. On a wall.

Person 1:why is there a chair on the wall?

Person 2: dude, it's a WALL CHAIR

by BobTesch January 20, 2018

Wall-cat

Spider(s)

There is a wall-cat in the corner! Kill It!!!

by wall-kat June 4, 2019