scrambled eggs between the legs

a woman's pussy

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.

by Marcy January 29, 2004

E-wood Egg Nog

Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.

I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.

or

I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?

by Tommy Texter December 07, 2008

break'em from sucking eggs

A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.

Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .

"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"

A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs

by 9krome May 11, 2011

Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy

How a person greets there loved ones in the morning

Chad : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : Mmm! Oh Chad I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Chad : Well why don't you march your cute little ass into the kitchen and make me some breakfast!
Chad's Wife : Oh Chad your so sweet i'll be right back!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad : Mmm! Oh Steve I love when you stick your big cock in my mouth early in the morning!
Steve : Well why don't I just feed you some breakfast as well!
Chad : Oh Steve your so sweet! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad here's your breakfast! WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : God Damn't Bitch you spilled food all over the carpet! CLEAN IT UP NOW!!!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy! (Wink)
Chad's Wife : Get your god damn cock out of my face you bastard!
Chad : Don't worry Steve i'll suck it some more!
Steve : Waky Waky Eggs And Bacy!
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

by SlopNChop August 31, 2018

Dripping like a egg sandwich

When a female is obviously turned on by the opposite/ same member of sex.

I went down on Barbara and she was dripping like a egg sandwich!

by Grumpy McSnapface January 08, 2017

egg bean sweet bean

Egg Bean Sweet Bean (알콩달콩) is a South Korean term for expressing "lovey-dovey" in a much more innocent way. The term often refers to a happy family. In Korean, this is pronounced as ar(egg)-kong(bean)-dar(sweet)-kong(bean).

we are living the egg bean sweet bean life.

by happypup February 20, 2022

Egg plant emoji

Anal probe

That egg plant emoji is an anal probe

by Big momma 1900 February 10, 2018