Coming from a Noah- I've been told most Noah's are sweet,caring, and loving but we can be assholes if you piss us off so dont do that also most people underestimate how strong we are.
Person 1: I hate Noah I'm gonna fight him
Person 2: No man dont piss him off hes stronger than you think
Person 2: No man dont piss him off hes stronger than you think
by Being dumb September 25, 2021


The badass motherfucker who has the biggest dick in the country, also known to be a MUTHERFUCKING DEMON at NBA 2k20. Noah MacPhee will steal your girl and your wallet
by Noah MacPhee January 6, 2020

A treasurable creation that was made delicately. This creation is one that god took his time on. Every special quality that this creation holds is a representation of how powerful god is for the simple fact that each one never fails to shine bright. He put his all into this creation being the best that it could possibly be and by this creation being shared with the world, it’s blessed in all of the best ways possible. This creation is one of the best editions that could have ever been made to the world. Out of all of the creations that he has made and added to this world, this one is his true masterpiece. There’s nothing more admirable.
I’ve never seen a creation as special as Noah. We should have more of them.
As long as this world has Noah , it will always shine bright.
What’s more admirable than Noah? I’ll have to think about it for a while.
As long as this world has Noah , it will always shine bright.
What’s more admirable than Noah? I’ll have to think about it for a while.
by Writing is art November 28, 2021

by Hdhwfsyebdfs October 17, 2016

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
