cap hog

In sports (both real and fantasy) a player with a high salary that underachieves or performs below expectations. This player ties up a considerable amount of salary under the salary cap, hence the name cap hog.

"Smith is only scoring 3 points a game. We need to get rid of him, he is just a cap hog at this point."
"I need to get Johnson off of my team, he is just a cap hog at this point."

by Henry II August 13, 2006

shower capped

The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.

Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?

Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!

by KtxDipper June 8, 2018

Capped

To put a cap on someone’s head while they are sleeping. It establishes dominance, and the bigger the cap the bigger the dominance. Placing your toe on them works too if you don’t have any caps.

...capped

by Im Hugh Mungus August 14, 2019

Cap

Literal Meaning |Noun|: A regular cap 🧢.
Figurative Meaning |Adjective|: A lie or you can say: "That's cap! 🧢".

Example for literal meaning:
Kay: I just bought a cap! 🧢
Is it good?
Creed: Well, sort of.
Example for figurative meaning:
Kay: BRO I JUST HIT 100 THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE!!!!
Creed: WHAT!? THAT HAS TO CAP! 🧢

by CreedyColly97 October 2, 2022

Big Cap, Smol bottle

A big girl who likes to party but in reality is too small to handle the action

Someone go take care of that Big cap, smol bottle

by Therealchonk August 26, 2021

no caps

When you don't capitalize letters in text in order to obfuscate one's commitment to their statement,

"tyler is gay, no caps."

by Miggum September 28, 2019

Lord Cap

Someone who can’t stop lying

“Jay can’t stop lying!”
“Jay? You mean Lord Cap?”

by Vanna_C May 22, 2024