meat looker

When you are in the locker-room changing and/or using the bathroom someone tries to look (or stare) at your meat (dick)
it breaks about every locker-room conduct code and is about the worst thing you can do
***WARNING***
Meat looking can get you beat up, called gay, and any combination of those 2

Guy 1: Yo dont go in the lokcer-room when Mike is in there
Guy 2: why not
Guy 1: Cause he's a meat looker
Guy 2: ok thanks for the heads up

by bob-keith October 12, 2006

Meat Zeppelin

Another term for a man's cock!

I gave jane the old meat zeppelin last night!

by kcally75 August 23, 2008

rancid meat

A particularly disgusting shlong; i.e. a shaft with discoloration, sores, etc. possibly from an STD

Susan: Hey did you hook up with Dan last night?

Jill: No, after he whooped out his rancid meat I got out of there and pleasured myself at my place.

by Big BP June 11, 2006

Meat Glove

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

by Magarito September 27, 2017

meat slicer

A meat slicer is usually a young woman but could also be a male that has braces and will occationally cut the penis while sucking it in the act of giving him pleasure. A synonym is cheese grater.

I saw that chick who gave you head at the orthodontist.

Yeah, that bitch's a meat slicer.

by Mr. Rodgers April 29, 2004

Meat Auger

1. (n). The male member.
2. (v). To engage in sexual intercourse using a circling or swirling motion. See the Seinfeld episode entitled "The Move".

Jerry "I like to finish with the clockwise swirl" (Meat Auger)
George: (Dropping trou, bending over, spreading ass cheeks) "OK".
Kramer: "Put me down for some of that! Giddy up!"

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

meat loaf

(Adj) Used to describe an object or event that is particularly impressive or astounding.

Burt: Dude, did you check out my wiked ass scars?

Carl: Yeah man they were pretty meat loaf.

by Bennihanna November 11, 2006