A young female, usually 30 or under, who is already practicing being offended by jokes and getting mad over nothing online so that she will one day master the art of being triggered in public. Usually in the early stages of gaining an excessive amount of weight, trimming their hair short, maintaining virgin status, blaming men for everything, and playing the victim card when they realize they are wrong in an argument. These females have already surpassed the point of downvoting anything that triggers them online as well as having pre-programmed terminology that comes out of their mouth at least once per hour such as “bigot”, “small dick energy”, and “ok boomer”.
Short-haired fat chick: JUST BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR SMALL DICK ENERGY IN HERE BIGOT!!!!
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.
them.
Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.
them.
Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
An woman who micromanages every aspect of a Thanksgiving holiday and tends to overreact to minor issues by blowing them out of proportion.
Thanksgiving Karen (or the more masculine-identifying Thanksgiving Chad, plans out and executes all details of Thanksgiving, including menu, decorations, transportation, post-dinner activities, etc. The upside is that the food is always amazing. Just be careful to do exactly as you are told and never, ever, ever go off script.
Thanksgiving Karen (or the more masculine-identifying Thanksgiving Chad, plans out and executes all details of Thanksgiving, including menu, decorations, transportation, post-dinner activities, etc. The upside is that the food is always amazing. Just be careful to do exactly as you are told and never, ever, ever go off script.
Rudy: Hey, what are you doing for Thanksgiving, bruh?
Carlos: Going to my mom's house for some fantastic food. She's always been a Thanksgiving Karen, you know.
Carlos: Going to my mom's house for some fantastic food. She's always been a Thanksgiving Karen, you know.
The act of complaining to managers of stores for no apparent reason, just to be a bitch. A Karen typically has short hair and is blonde.
- "My mum was karening so much at the shoe store yesterday!"
- " OMG! She must've embarrassed you so much!"
- " OMG! She must've embarrassed you so much!"
by DEL-DEL December 09, 2023
When two or more people get together to complain and discuss ways to improve their anal-retentiveness and make others uncomfortable as a result.
Every morning this group of women walks by my house Karening at the top of their lungs; their poor husbands, always in tow with their tails between their legs.
by Yeokel January 22, 2022
by CumCummyCumCum August 23, 2022
A Karen, who thinks that everyone in the world wants to listen to their music. Stereo Karens don't understand what quiet hours are, or why they cannot bring their favorite speakers to a hospital. If they drive a car, they always make sure the windows are down, and their car is sufficiently bouncing from the excess of bass.
"I had to spent 30 minutes next to a stereo karen, while stuck in a traffic jam."
"At least, you don't live next to one. I had to move from my last apartment, because a stereo karen moved next to me and played music every night until 2am."
"At least, you don't live next to one. I had to move from my last apartment, because a stereo karen moved next to me and played music every night until 2am."
by laylaleelai May 31, 2022
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