rewiring the internet

the new fixing guitars

rewiring the internet took longer than we thought
what they changed it again?

by the best October 16, 2003

scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.

I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.

by Bored Office Worker February 20, 2009

devil's internet

Any page, link, blog, post, image, video, etc. on the internet that shows you doing something regrettable, deplorable, degrading, embarrassing (even through no real fault of your own), or otherwise humiliating, posted for the world to see.

Poor Steve, his wife did a devil's threesomewith Johnny and Tonto on video and now its all over the devil's internet.

by legaltrail January 6, 2009

high- speed internet

porn when you want it

dude- my internet is crap, all i get is buffering when im 'buffering'

other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)

by eldude6969 May 27, 2009

Internet Vigilante Machine

What the Internet Hate Machine changes into when it feels the need to right injustices in the world and on the net.

See Kenny Glenn.

Also known as the Internet Vigilante Group.

Although Anonymous are called hackers on steroids and vilified by the US media, in Canadia they see things moar clearly. The Internet Hate Machine, is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable Internet Vigilante Group (Internet Vigilante Machine) by the Toronto Police Department after they were alerted to a child molester in their midst by this 1337 Cyber Posse, tireless Internets crusaders who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor dogs.

After exposing Chris Forcand and his brb, church shenanigans to the public at large and the old media, Anonymous was awarded the Canadian Medal of Freedom (which comes in bags) after their 1337 sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand last Wednesday.

by Zelnick again February 19, 2009

internet superhero

A term used mockingly to describe certain trolls. Most commonly used to describe 4chan sagefags (who attempt to kill a thread by saging enough times to trigger the automatic sage function) because most sagefags claim to be doing 4chan a service by killing a shit thread. The term is not all that widespread, as there's been somewhat of a crackdown on sagefags in the last year.

Troll: saged for massive faggotry.

Troll: sagesagesage

OP: Internet Superhero. Anyway let's stop feeding the trolls...

(OP reports sagefag)

Troll: lol im not going away until this shit is dead (User has been banned for this post.)

by asdfzxc September 11, 2011

internet antichrist

The Internet Antichrist was a title originally assigned to the player Snax upon completion of 666 hours logged on steam for the game Blacklight Retribution. He was banned shortly after for calling the BLR forum admin a kike amongst a list of complaints from literally a hundred plus other in-game users.

The term has since been used as a title for "Master Fuckery," aka people who have exceptional skill in mentally obliterating their competition.

John was raging so hard during that LoL match you'd think he was arguing with the Internet Antichrist.

by CaligulaHaxor November 29, 2013