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Shit with eyes

John failed to pay his share of the rent again. He's a shit with eyes.
by BC_Girl August 13, 2011
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Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.
Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020
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Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus
"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"
by Karnell D August 17, 2012
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Shit Salute

Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.
I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.
by SheLarry66 May 5, 2014
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profit shit

The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.
Before I punched out for lunch I took a nice profit shit. I must have made 5 dollars!
by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011
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wonder shit

when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.
yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!
by shit cracker November 4, 2011
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Large shit

I did a large shit
by Cowboi John December 10, 2020
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