by BC_Girl August 13, 2011
Get the Shit with eyes mug.A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020
Get the Shit Tag mug.by Karnell D August 17, 2012
Get the Shit Bagel mug.I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.
by SheLarry66 May 5, 2014
Get the Shit Salute mug.The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.
by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011
Get the profit shit mug.when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.
yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!
by shit cracker November 4, 2011
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