fuck you and the horse you rode in on

1) a response to an expceptionally stupid remark
2) an elevated form of fuck you, usually used when someone continues to ride you in a conversation.

You're stupid
fuck you
if you did it my way it wouldn't screwed up
fuck you and the horse you rode in on

by avapatch November 15, 2010

Girl who likes a horse

A “Girl who likes a horse” is an old saying. In the older days on the border of Texas and Mexico. Guys would pay women to suck off a horse or donkey. Commonly used in country songs such as “New Years Day” by Charlie Robison

“I want to see a girl who likes a horse”

by Yaboideoressed September 17, 2020

Go see a man about a horse

Going to the toliet to urinate, in reference to a horses trough so the term only applies to men.

"Yeah sorry lads, have to go see a man about a horse"

by Aaron Fielding January 30, 2008

Take back your fuckin horse

To tell somebody else to "take back YOUR fuckin horse" means for that person to take back a problem they have cast upon you, without your willing consent.

When you throw or cast YOUR problem(s) onto somebody else, just to get that trash away, it will come back. The "Horse" is the problem, it can be anything that is causing issues for you, and you dont want anymore.

So to truely take back the horse, means the other person you cast it on, is fed up with having that shit on them, and they feel its time for you to deal with the problem, not just give to others.

Frank thinks: "Im fuckin tired of Betty always hitting on me, why wont that ulgy slut leave me alone!"
____The next Day___

Fred: "Hey Betty, i felt it was time for me to finnaly treat you right, so im gona hook you up with the coolest guy i know. trust me, he fucks like a tiger. His name is Tom."

Betty: "O hell ya, i havnt got laid in weeks, thanks ^_^"
::::::::Next day:::::::
Betty: "Hey tom, wanna fool around, im so horny right now"

Tom thinks: "Damnit Frank, i dont want this slut on me now -"TAKE BACK YOUR FUCKIN HORSE"-

by Elmo88 March 24, 2009

screw you and the horse you rode in on

a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.

You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!

by IAM GREENCURSE March 24, 2010

Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me

Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.

"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."

by SALAMANDER11 August 27, 2008

going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man with a big dick

Tracy where you going. oh I'm just going to see a man about a horse

by Trixie87 May 28, 2018