no heavy vetting

No heavy vetting— (gerund derived from the transitive verb to vet, to examine, investigate, or evaluate thoroughly.) 1. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing obscure, little known officials for public office who have no apparent qualifications. 2. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing college majors that will not lead to lucrative employment. 3. Willful neglect of the schedule of rabies/distemper shots for your five-year old Russian imported Nevskaya Maskaradnaya cat. 4. The name of the British 70s’ era rock band, UFO, 2013 reunion tour and album, a tour that features a re-release of the song I’m a Loser and a performance from a sub-par guitar player who was not thoroughly vetted.

I hope Romney is more judicious about his choice of running mate.
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I would have kind of liked having a snowmobile riding, gun toting VEEP who doesn’t waste time with onerous tasks like reading.
I hope we’re a little more judicious about choosing our next president…
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I really dig a shucking and jiving celebrity prezzy of the United Steezy slow jamming the second great depression!
You should have been more judicious about your choice of college major—what were you thinking of?--choosing a course of study that interested you: film studies, huh!
Come on mom, no heavy vetting so early in the morning. I have to go to work and pin $1.99 tags on used T-shirts at my Salvation Army job before going off to the airport to wheel invalids around in friggin’ wheel chairs…

by pizdyetz_malish November 10, 2012

Bubble Heaven

When you're in a bubble bath with calm music playing and super relaxed. You don't ever want to get out, and you will eventually fall asleep.

Oh man I was in bubble heaven yesterday!

by RobSummers6969 April 26, 2015

Tip Heavy

when the tip of the penis is hard, but the actual penis is not

Last night, my girl was making me hard, but i was only Tip Heavy

by WolfgangQuez July 3, 2015

marijuana heaven

Def 1: Snoop Dogg'd mansion.
Def 2: Being so high you think you're in heaven.

-Duuuuuuude... I think I'm in marijuana heaven.

-Stfu faggot, you're ruining my high!

by HornyTeenager63 June 19, 2016

Dawson Heaver

That one quiet white kid you bullied in 3rd grade and regret it now, HE will shoot up your school if you try to roast his xeno verse 2 skills. This man is truly the whitest person to ever walk this planet.

That kid is such a Dawson Heaver, he never talks and he listens to pumped up kicks in his free time

by Bigger nigger December 8, 2016

Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

fallen heavy

Feeling tired or have fallen asleep

Cannot stay awake any longer

’why isn’t he replying?’

‘Don’t know mate he might have fallen heavy’

by Bantaaah July 5, 2017