A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:
nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex
The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex
The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.
John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.
John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.
by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012
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by Shayne Andersen January 15, 2006
Get the funeral for a friend mug.the ppl in your life who will walk a million miles to see you, the ones that you cry because you miss them. although they are the ppl who bring you a lot of pain they bring you the most joy. chances are one day you will love them more then a friend but that feeling may not stay.
by day dreamer March 13, 2004
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Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
by milf86 August 13, 2010
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Girl Two: OMG I Know She Told Me Once She Would Do Anyone.
Girl One: You're Friends With Gina?
Girl Two: Ummm *Embarrassed* Umm No Shes My Myspace Friend and She Posted It In a Bulletin.
Girl One: Ohh, *Backs Away Slowly*
Girl Two: OMG I Know She Told Me Once She Would Do Anyone.
Girl One: You're Friends With Gina?
Girl Two: Ummm *Embarrassed* Umm No Shes My Myspace Friend and She Posted It In a Bulletin.
Girl One: Ohh, *Backs Away Slowly*
by mgard December 22, 2008
Get the Myspace Friend mug.The most annoying people in existence and usually leave you guilt-ridden when you get rid of them. Usually are people who you have no interest in gaining any form of relationship with, but one friendly remark and you have a new buddy.
EXAMPLE 1
Terry: *Sitting on the bus*
Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes
Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...
Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike
Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-
Josh: STFU GTFO
Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh
Josh: I don't need another insta-friend
Terry: *Sitting on the bus*
Hoit: Hey Terry, nice shoes
Terry: Uh, yeah...thanks...
Hoit: OH MY GOD we are exactly alike
Terry thinks: Goddammit insta-friend...
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: Hey Josh, do these stick-
Josh: STFU GTFO
Jame: Hey man, wtf that was harsh
Josh: I don't need another insta-friend
by The PBEEF October 1, 2009
Get the Insta-friend mug.When you get rejected and they only want to be friends. That's doesn't mean they think you are too nice :)
You: hey I like you. Wanna go on a date?
Her/him: no sorry. We can be friends tho
You have been put in the friend zone
Her/him: no sorry. We can be friends tho
You have been put in the friend zone
by Hi im smarter than you jk May 5, 2020
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