If your name is Dylan you have a fat ass cock and balls. Your throbbing penis is so fucking fat bitches line up to get a lick
by King Bob 7 October 05, 2021
An annoying shit disturber who will relentlessly bother their family to get a rise out of them, and behaves perfectly normal around their friends and passerby.
Person 1: My cousin is a total Dylan when they visit during the holidays.
Person 2: Really? I would have never guessed!
Person 2: Really? I would have never guessed!
by Artifusion July 10, 2021
dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020
Really sweet, but probably has anger issues. This guy has many talents but doesn't realise how cool they are.
by hottie1256 March 25, 2023
by Oh common July 15, 2018
He is a very artistic dude he is my best friend and always will be he always wears blue has long blonde hair and is a god at Minecraft ( he plays on ps4) he loves skateboarding he is the funniest dude ever he is my twin brother he is very talented yet doesn’t act it one time he said he was gonna her yeesies but didn’t he can lie a lot. Isn’t the best at hiding his feeling for you. Most Dylan’s use the words baked or moist. Most Dylan’s zodiacs are aries ♈️ He will be the craziest or rudest guy you meet but if you treat him right he will be the sweetest dude you meet
I love your twin brother Dylan
by crushboii October 22, 2019