Revolution Boner

- When a person gets excited, or gets a "Revolution Boner" after watching a documentary or propaganda for a specific cause.

That Anonymous video gave me a Revolution Boner! Lets go overthrow some tyrant governments!

by Kfz July 10, 2013

Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.

I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.

by Lance DangerTits December 29, 2016

Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.

"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"

by leeislove April 04, 2015

crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner

"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"

by Cringe nation October 07, 2015

boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner

Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.

by Rod Savage January 29, 2018

Boner Detective

Insulting word used to describe anyone who closely watches penises.

Andrew is such a Boner detective.

by Captain titties April 06, 2017

Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection

Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.

by drew2258 June 06, 2017