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Boner Gram

The act of sharing a hot girl's or hot guy's IG profile to someone.
Yo man! Thanks for sending me that Boner Gram!
by MDubyaC June 3, 2020
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Smile boner

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.
I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?
by Stickart95 May 2, 2018
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Boner eyeball

The act of taking a boner to the eyeball
So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...
by NatMitchAl October 5, 2015
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Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner
Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.
by boymom_3 July 30, 2020
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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
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Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer
My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6
by Awonymous November 19, 2019
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joke boner

When you laugh so hard you get a boner.
Colin's joke about Mexicans gave me a joke boner
by Jard S January 19, 2016
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